Name: A.K# 14 : I Am Scully, Hear Me Roar by Will "Smoothfox" Turner
Type: Alternate universes, one of a 25 strong series.
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Dear Reader/s,
                                       Imagine the embarassment if you
started braying like a donkey in the middle of a meeting. Consider Scully's
embarassment, then consider The Curse's problems....
~Will
 
                    A.K#14: I Am Scully, Hear Me Roar!
                "I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cos I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room. The only
differencce is I've got the b..." Rob  glowered at Ren. "Ren, you've rapped
through three Eminem albums today. Enough is enough. Chloe's got a movie
and pizza ready..." Ren was off like a shot.
         It was an unusually quiet day in Gold Hill. Bunny and Johnny were
shopping in Pinball City, while Sally was catching up on file work. Rob
would interrupt her in a minute, but he then contemplated the quietness...
Something had to be wrong. Maybe it was just that he couldn't relax.
        Except it wasn't. Because in Baltimore, Mulder and Scully were
chasing a lion (supposedly escaped from the zoo, despite the fact that
nobody had  declared one missing.)  They chased the lion into an alley.
Without warning, the lion stood up, and hurled something at Scully.
       The talismen swung around her neck like a hoop caught on a bottle.
What was this, Narnia Goes To Maryland? She then felt herself transform....
      A second ago, Mulder had a partner. Now he had a dog. However, the
dog had Scully's hair, and the talisman on her neck. This was just a tiny
bit too weird...
     Hunter watched The Curse come out of his house. Anty had set him up
nicely. However, Hunter was programmed to capture, or, if necessary, kill.
He preferred the latter necessity. He picked up his mini belt bazooka,  and
took fire...
      "Three people, all with their heads blown off. All near this alley.
Scully, I want you to...Scully, what are you doing?"
    "Just scratching, Sir." Skinner looked at her closely.
   "Why are  you scratching your ear with your foot?"
   "I...don't know."
   "Just do the damn autopsy." Skinner was bored of this. He needed coffee,
and quickly.
     Scully looked at the three bodies. No evidence of head at all, with
the exception of tiny pieces of chin. "Only something like a Magnum could
take out a person's head, but three people in the same place? They'd have
to have a bazooka or something, and even then you wouldn't get a clean..."
Scully would've finished her sentence, except she'd just turned into a cat.
     "Well, Fluffy Scully, I'll have to call our other furry friends..."
     Sally looked at her screen. Amazingly, she'd cracked a top secret
Metalfox encryption. It told of a complex operation involving Animatron and
Hunter. "Animatron will keep those meddling FBIs away, and Hunter will
bring The Curse back to me...."
     "Careful, you're beginning to sound like him" Rob japed, as he flipped
his way next to Sally. Sally wasn't laughing. "You mean this is an actual
Metalfox operation."
     "Nothing gets past you, Rob. We've got to find Anty. This is
serious..."
      "I know." began Anty. "We have to find Scully, Animatron, Hunter and
The Curse. We have to destroy Animatron, stop Hunter, cure Scully and save 
The Curse from Hunter. If we're lucky, we might just do it."
   "Personally, I make my own luck." Sally shook her head. Rob was a sucker
for cliches...
      Mulder was getting irritated by Scully's constant purring. "It's
crazy." Scully told her partner, while simultaneously pawing a yarn ball.
"I turn into these animals, turn back, and then still have residual animal
thoughts and actions." Mulder looked at the talisman on her neck, and
would've begun looking below, when he realised he had to be proffesional
about this. "Why don't you just take it off?" Mulder stated the obvious.
Scully scratched at him. "I've tried that, Mulder. It's wedged on my neck,
like the albatross in  The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner."
      Mulder felt The Curse bump into him. "Where are you off to?" he
asked. Surely nothing was that important. "He's coming for me!"  
     Scully looked at him. What a nutbar.  She then turned into a red
squirrel. She saw him grabbed by an electronic net. She would have done
something, but the  A.K crew finally showed up.
     "Stay back." Noodles aimed the laser directly at Hunter. He dived
aside, before shooting twin guns at him. Noodles whipped out his digging
blades, allowing the lasers to ping right back, before landing a fly kick
at Hunter's head. Rob spotted the octopus out of the corner of his eye...
     Rob went for his hook gun, but was grabbed before he time to react.
Animatron shuffled around in  The Explorer like a kid in a Lucky Dip. His
tentacle was electrocuted by Sally. "This one's for Scully." She announced,
pulling out an A.K chain gun... The octopus  riddled with lasers fell to
the floor, stumbled, then promptly exploded.
    Hunter, meanhile was making off with  The Curse on his back.
Mulder picked up his gun, and took careful aim.  Hunter fell to the floor.
     Playing possum. Acting dead. The oldest survival trick in the book.
Hunter flipped up, and zapped Mulder, Scully and the A.Ks with a teleport
blimping spray.
       "HAPPY TRAILS!" He teleported The Curse back to Flying  Castle, but
didn't notice that Rota had set The Explorer to auto-pilot...and it was
heading straight for him....
 TO BE CONTINUED IN: THE UNIVERSAL CURSE